hey baby.

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[ that is long enough for the human body to evolve so as to be able to produce asexually, right? ]

He kind of gummed them. Licked the salt off a lot, but there were only a few left and I took most away from him.

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[ Actually it's more like ten months but anyway. Pregnancy sex is hot. AND NO ONE CAN REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY. ]

We're not eating that. [ because gross and mako likes her chips ungummed and crispy and full of salt and spice. ]Can we get the sweet chili chips?

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We can get whatever kind of chip you want. Did you have a specific brand in mind?

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I love you very much.

Calbee? You may have to go to the Asian market for that.

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The Asian market is all the way on the other side of town :(

[ it's 13 miles. do you know how many times wheels on the bus can play in the time it takes to drive 13 miles in rush hour traffic. ]

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Raleigh :(

[ but SNACKIES. ]

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Mako :\

[ once they dispatched a kaiju with a sword. now this is their life. ]

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:<

[ they once dispatched a kaiju with a sword and disemboweled one. now he's denying her yummy treats. ]

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[ and somehow that's cause for sad face emotes. ]

Okay fine.

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[ you were going to not let her have chips! ]

I'll make it up to you.

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[ god forbid she not have chips!!! ]

Start brainstorming how now.

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[ that better not be sarcasm!!!! ]

I'll let you read the paper first?

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[ ......it might be sarcasm. ]

Keep brainstorming.

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[ but she loves you :( ]

Two kisses when you come home.

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I don't know, I feel like I usually get those anyway.

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[ good point. ]

A foot rub on top of those kisses. And a good shower surprise.

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Four kisses, and two good shower surprises.

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And would you like them to happen all at once, or separately?

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Separately. Draw them out, make them worth how many times I'm going to hear Wheels On The Bus while driving across town to get your silly chips.

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I do love it when you get bossy.

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Why can't you change the song?

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I realised that the back of our child's head resembles a melon.

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Because he cries. Our son is a cry baby.

[ ............also what the fuck mako. ]

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How'd we get here?

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Like father, like son.

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I'm not sure. It just came to me when I looked at that picture again.

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Excuse you.

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They mentioned this in the baby books. It's because of how the birth canal contracted while you were pushing; that's what shapes the baby's head.

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My birth canal made my son's head melon-like?