hey baby.

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[ and somehow that's cause for sad face emotes. ]

Okay fine.

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[ you were going to not let her have chips! ]

I'll make it up to you.

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[ god forbid she not have chips!!! ]

Start brainstorming how now.

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[ that better not be sarcasm!!!! ]

I'll let you read the paper first?

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[ ......it might be sarcasm. ]

Keep brainstorming.

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[ but she loves you :( ]

Two kisses when you come home.

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I don't know, I feel like I usually get those anyway.

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[ good point. ]

A foot rub on top of those kisses. And a good shower surprise.

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Four kisses, and two good shower surprises.

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And would you like them to happen all at once, or separately?

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Separately. Draw them out, make them worth how many times I'm going to hear Wheels On The Bus while driving across town to get your silly chips.

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I do love it when you get bossy.

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Why can't you change the song?

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I realised that the back of our child's head resembles a melon.

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Because he cries. Our son is a cry baby.

[ ............also what the fuck mako. ]

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How'd we get here?

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Like father, like son.

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I'm not sure. It just came to me when I looked at that picture again.

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Excuse you.

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They mentioned this in the baby books. It's because of how the birth canal contracted while you were pushing; that's what shapes the baby's head.

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My birth canal made my son's head melon-like?

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Yes.

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[ omg GUILT ]

Oh, no.

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[ aghfjds no!!! ]

It's okay! He'll have a perfectly normal life, everyone's head is shaped a little different.

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[ raleigh, ever her voice of reason. ]

I didn't permanently disfigure him?

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No, you did not permanently disfigure him.

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[ ...occasionally, being a mom freaks her out because what if she screws up their kid's life without knowing it, etc ]

Are you sure?

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[ she could never screw up their kids life, she worries too much about doing so to ever be able to actually do it. plus, he's here too. ]

Absolutely positive.

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[ :( baby, you're the best. ]

It's just that they seem to be unfairly adept at getting hurt. Babies shouldn't be this soft and fragile.