hey baby.

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I didn't 'almost drop the baby off the changing table', the baby almost triple backhand sprung onto the hardwood.

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We had a conversation that went "ahummmm ehhum ega ga ga mmmmm" and I understood exactly what he meant. Or kid might be a genius, he was warning me that the pasta was too hot.

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It's been six months, and I've since learned that you don't really need to boil binkies if they fall on the ground. Just brushing them off on my sweater works fine.

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Me: "You realize last night made 6 times our kid's cockblocked us in a row?"
You: "You were counting?"
Me: "You weren't?"

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I'm going to laugh my ass off if our kid comes home with his first crush and her name is Gipsy Danger.

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[ you thought no one could bigfont someone via text.

you were wrong.

mako is so angry she forgets to english. ]

なに?

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Could the smoke coming off the pasta have been a clue, too?

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[ oh shit. ]

No it's okay! I caught him!

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Theoretically, yes. Alternately, our kid is a genius, you can take your pick here.

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1/?? NO

2/??
RALEIGH WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

3/??
DON'T WIPE YANCY'S BINKY ON YOUR SWEATER

4/4
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT BINKY HAS BEEN

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Sometimes I just pop them in my mouth and then shove them back in his, he doesn't seem to mind either way.

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あなたはほぼ床に私たちの息子を落としたことを私に教えて意味ですか？

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1/2
i am never kissing you again.

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of course he doesn't seem to mind! He's six months old! What if he gets sick from it?

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Then he'll have a stronger immune system. Doctor Krober said he was fine just last week.

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ほとんど。

[ mako do you know how hard it is to watch a kid all the time, especially when you're mid-poopy diaper and you run out of wipes... ]

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[ ring ring ring ring

pick up your phone, mako.

baby yancy has some important vowels to gurgle at you, most of them of the mumumumumumumumumumum variety. and raleigh so patiently distracted him until your lunch time so yeah, pick up! ]

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Did you tell Dr Krober what you did to the binky he dropped?

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I'm not sure which is worse, that you were keeping track, or that we let it get to 6.

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I would allow it if it was Coyote Tango.

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No, but the nurses saw me do it in the waiting room. Another mom did, too, and I saw her suck the snot from her kids nose with her mouth.