[ mako. he loves and adores you, and you're the very best mom, but you also work 5 days a week and he has weathered far more tantrums and lost binkies than you. only difference is, other times? there's always been a spare. apple juice isn't going to work. ]
[ it's a really good thing they're texting, because he's doing the jiggle-walk and shooshing in yancy's ear, which means yancy's hollering in raleigh's ear, and he might be a little deaf after today. ]
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you were wrong.
mako is so angry she forgets to english. ]
なに?
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No it's okay! I caught him!
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[ mako do you know how hard it is to watch a kid all the time, especially when you're mid-poopy diaper and you run out of wipes... ]
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Yancyは大丈夫でしょうか?
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DOWNLOAD: IMG_10283
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He was lucky this time, Raleigh. Be careful with him, please?
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[ and watch him fall off the bed the next time she naps with him, ha! it's hard to be a responsible parent. ]
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He could have, if you were a second slower.
[ admittedly she's always loved his reflexes. ]
What happened to his pacifier?
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[ and if there were ever more panic in a single text, it was not a text exchanged between the two of them. ]
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Did you look under his stack of clean clothes?
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[ mako, help. ]
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I found it.
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In my bag. Underneath the toys he shoved into it.
Do we have a spare?
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No. He threw his purple one in the pond when we were walking through the park last Tuesday.
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I'm surprised that didn't choke a duck. How quickly can you come here?
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[ because it's started. it's started. ]
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I love you?
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[ he's questioning his life decisions here. all of them. ]
Bring 10.
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Did you try giving him his apple juice?
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No.
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That bad?
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[ it's a really good thing they're texting, because he's doing the jiggle-walk and shooshing in yancy's ear, which means yancy's hollering in raleigh's ear, and he might be a little deaf after today. ]
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I'll be home in an hour. [ that is, if the house is still standing. ]
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