hey baby.

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Comments

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My birth canal made my son's head melon-like?

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Yes.

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[ omg GUILT ]

Oh, no.

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[ aghfjds no!!! ]

It's okay! He'll have a perfectly normal life, everyone's head is shaped a little different.

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[ raleigh, ever her voice of reason. ]

I didn't permanently disfigure him?

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No, you did not permanently disfigure him.

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[ ...occasionally, being a mom freaks her out because what if she screws up their kid's life without knowing it, etc ]

Are you sure?

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[ she could never screw up their kids life, she worries too much about doing so to ever be able to actually do it. plus, he's here too. ]

Absolutely positive.

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[ :( baby, you're the best. ]

It's just that they seem to be unfairly adept at getting hurt. Babies shouldn't be this soft and fragile.

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Yeah, technically they should be in your stomach for twice as long as they are, so 18 months, but because we walk on two legs the human body can't push something that size out of it's pelvis.

[ seriously ALL THE BABY BOOKS. ]

And then for a long time they think nothing can hurt them and rely on their parents to protect them from their own stupidity. But they grow out of that.

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[ mako is getting quite worried about the fact that he knows one hell of a lot more about babies than she does. but then he's trying to comfort her in his own way, so she lets him.

Also, speaking of growing: ]

Let's take him to Japan one day.

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[ what does that have to do with growing??? oh maybe personal growth, maybe waiting until he's grown up enough not to wail on the airplane when they ascended and his ears popped. ]

Sure, that'd be fun. We should also take him to Australia at some point, to see Marshal Hansen.

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[ something like that! Also yes, because he needs to be older so that he doesn't cry and irritate all the passengers in their cabin. ]

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<font face=courier new">That sounds good. Do you think he will mind us going over?

LAUGHS AT UR HTML i mean hi boo i love you

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Not if we give him warning beforehand. Tell him Yance will lick literally every potato chip he has, and leave them around for him to pick up expecting a delicious treat and getting a doggy mess instead.