hey baby.

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Don't forget pancakes in bed, with chocolate.

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How about you make those, Mama. I'll take mine with Mickey Mouse ears.

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And whipped cream?

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And chopped strawberries.

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I'll be sure to get you your orange juice, too. The pulpy one.

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I love you.

[ so so soooo much ]

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I love you, too. I'll make sure it's your own private bottle.

[ bc backwash ]

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[ ahgfejd forget you, man!!! ]

I can use a glass too, you know.[ though really, that's just more orange juice for him ... ]

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[ it's still gross!!!!!! ]

I really doubt that.

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I'm not going to complain about having my own bottle. Then you can get that light pulp stuff you like.

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What's wrong with light pulp?

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Just as it says on the label. It's "light pulp".

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Pulp gets stuck in your teeth.

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That's what floss is for. Pulp makes it feel like you're actually drinking an orange.

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It's always bothered me: why can't you just eat one?

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Any orange that juicy would be a mess to eat.

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Is it because you can't blackmail anyone into peeling it for you?

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I can peel my own oranges. I just need a bib or something.

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I could do that for you, you know. Although seeing you in a bib would be adorable.

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I don't think my neck would fit in them. [ also akskjefdsh not happening. ]

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[ BUT YOU SAID. ]

That's unfortunate. You'd be fighting with Yancy for Most Adorable Boy.

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I don't get Mom Loves Me Best?

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You'll find out when we get a second kid.

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Second kid.

[ wow, puppy mode activate. ]

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[ IS THAT A GOOD OR BAD THING ]

Are we stopping at one?