hey baby.

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I'll be sure to get you your orange juice, too. The pulpy one.

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I love you.

[ so so soooo much ]

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I love you, too. I'll make sure it's your own private bottle.

[ bc backwash ]

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[ ahgfejd forget you, man!!! ]

I can use a glass too, you know.[ though really, that's just more orange juice for him ... ]

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[ it's still gross!!!!!! ]

I really doubt that.

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I'm not going to complain about having my own bottle. Then you can get that light pulp stuff you like.

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What's wrong with light pulp?

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Just as it says on the label. It's "light pulp".

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Pulp gets stuck in your teeth.

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That's what floss is for. Pulp makes it feel like you're actually drinking an orange.

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It's always bothered me: why can't you just eat one?

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Any orange that juicy would be a mess to eat.

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Is it because you can't blackmail anyone into peeling it for you?

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I can peel my own oranges. I just need a bib or something.

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I could do that for you, you know. Although seeing you in a bib would be adorable.

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I don't think my neck would fit in them. [ also akskjefdsh not happening. ]

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[ BUT YOU SAID. ]

That's unfortunate. You'd be fighting with Yancy for Most Adorable Boy.

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I don't get Mom Loves Me Best?

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You'll find out when we get a second kid.

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Second kid.

[ wow, puppy mode activate. ]

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[ IS THAT A GOOD OR BAD THING ]

Are we stopping at one?

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[ IT WAS A GOOD THING. A HAPPY "OH LOOK WHAT YOU JUST SAID" THING. ]

1/4
What?

2/4
No!

3/4
God no!

4/4
I want at least two. I see nothing wrong with four, either.

[ and they'd all look like her and be awesome and strong like her and grow up to be amazing people and — oh wait. ]

If that's what you want, of course.

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[ ... holy spammage, batman. ]

Four???

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Three?

[ don't freak out on him mako, he wants a big family full of brothers and sisters who will never lose their mom and who's dad will never walk out on them. ]

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Think of what you went through with Yancy and multiply that by a number you feel most comfortable with.

[ she's not freaking out! maybe! but at least he didn't say 11. though it'd be nice to have a big family who have a mom and dad who love them the most in all the world. ]