co_pilots | hey baby.

Second kid.

[ wow, puppy mode activate. ]

[ IS THAT A GOOD OR BAD THING ]

Are we stopping at one?

[ IT WAS A GOOD THING. A HAPPY "OH LOOK WHAT YOU JUST SAID" THING. ]

1/4
What?

2/4
No!

3/4
God no!

4/4
I want at least two. I see nothing wrong with four, either.

[ and they'd all look like her and be awesome and strong like her and grow up to be amazing people and — oh wait. ]

If that's what you want, of course.

[ ... holy spammage, batman. ]

Four???

Three?

[ don't freak out on him mako, he wants a big family full of brothers and sisters who will never lose their mom and who's dad will never walk out on them. ]

Think of what you went through with Yancy and multiply that by a number you feel most comfortable with.

[ she's not freaking out! maybe! but at least he didn't say 11. though it'd be nice to have a big family who have a mom and dad who love them the most in all the world. ]

Yeah, but if we space them out right, the older ones can help with the little ones or at least distract them. And I'd be better at it by then.

[ oh, mr becket, you sweet summer child. ]

Or all of them could riot and you'll have a world war on your hands.

We already stopped an intergalactic world war, you say that like I can't handle it.

[ though NONE

OF THEIR OTHER KIDS

ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BINKIES. ]

You had to go for a long walk that one time. Are you going to rethink daycare?

[ THEIR KIDS SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BINKIES

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITHOUT THEM ]

We're doing daycare with the rest of them.

[ that was NEVER A QUESTION raleigh has learned his lesson. ]

How many are we looking at, again?

11.

you're not going to start a soccer team with them.

I was thinking football, actually.

No!

What? What's wrong with football?

THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HAVING 11 CHILDREN

I was kidding! I promise! Like, 4 is fine with me. 3 is fine with me. We could go for 5 also, that'd be great.

How about we start with 2 and see how it goes?

[ :| it's her vagina they're coming out of ]

[ ur stretch marks are sexy, baby. ]

2's great. Let's go with 2.

[ THEY'RE UGLY. SHE HATES IT. ]

Just so we're clear, 2? Or 2 more?

[ no they're literally the hottest thing. motherhood becomes you mako!!!! he's gonna smooch your stretch marks next time he gets you naked, mark his words. ]

Which would you prefer?

[ oh, that would be the sweetest thing; as it is, mako likes raleigh's kisses very much. ]

One more should do. Raleigh, I want a girl.

We can't exactly control that, but a little girl sounds great! What would you want to name her?

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