hey baby.

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Definitely that we let it get to 6. Any more that 6, it might start endangering my life, Mako.

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[ but he almost dropped him and this is mako nearly having a heart attack. she's not the most hands-on mother but RALEIGH WHY ]

Yancyは大丈夫でしょうか?

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That's even worse. Actually, they're all bad. If we ever do another conference, we have to beg the public not to name their kids after jaegers.

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Of course he's okay! I said I caught him, didn't I? Here.

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[ mako's lunchtime is purely arbitrary, she's actually still hard at work at her desk, having a sandwich from the lunchbox Raleigh made her. But then the phone is ringing and she picks up.

only, you know, to hear her baby gurgling incomprehensible things at her. at least, she thinks it's her baby; it's either that or a very young stalker. ]

Hello?

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[ BUT HER DADDY'S JAEGER B( ]

It's a little too late right now. I just hope they don't all grow up to be mass murderers.

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Your life?

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So you're using that mother as a yardstick as to what is acceptable to do to your son?

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Mmmmmmmmmmm, [ baby yancy can be heard enthusiastically emitting. babies learn their vowels first, consonants second; but yancy seems to have moved on from aaaaaa's and ooooo's, and latched firmly onto dadadadada and mmmmm after raleigh's extensive coaching. ]

Mmmmmmmmaaaa!

[ in the background, raleigh can be heard chuckling, and stage whispering: ] Ask her what's for dinner?

[ and then yancy's off! throwing consonants and vowels together in very haphazard "words" for mako to enjoy at the other end of the line; look, mom, i'm talking! ]

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If he gets sick, I'll stop. But you can't put a kid in a bubble, I'm pretty sure I'd swallowed coins by his age, and I used to eat dust when I crawled under my crib.

[ and he came out alright, right mako? right?! ]

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Okay, the lives of any other kids we might want to have.

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I'm more concerned with them all growing up thinking they're robots and trying to walk into the ocean.

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[ .....................................................that explains a lot. ]

But we can't expose him to every possible pathogen either, Raleigh.

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[ ARE YOU TAUNTING THEIR FIRSTBORN

IS THAT IT

but he's adorable and mako remembers to Mom and she's just delighted to hear their baby speaking gibberish that she goes: ]

Yancy, it's Mama. Can you hear me? Ah, yes -- we're having that, aren't we? Are we having carrots?

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[ oh, look at their beautiful, beautiful baby. ]

He was lucky this time, Raleigh. Be careful with him, please?

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I'll settle for both. I didn't know he could eat solids already.

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He's not going to break, Mako, I promise.

[ and watch him fall off the bed the next time she naps with him, ha! it's hard to be a responsible parent. ]

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Is that your way of saying you miss procreating with me, Mr. Becket?

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He can if I mash it up in my fingers first. Keeps doing the "mmMmmMmmMmm" sounds and trying to chew on nothing, so the baby books say it's okay.

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[ ...omg. ]

...I'm sure our son won't fall in love with someone who's trying to walk into the ocean.

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I cross my heart that I vacuum and sweep regularly enough that he's not going to catch anything, okay?

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We're not ready for another baby. But I miss failing and reattempting to procreate with you.

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[ MAKO DOESN'T LET HIM FALL OFF THE BED. ]

He could have, if you were a second slower.

[ admittedly she's always loved his reflexes. ]

What happened to his pacifier?

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Have you seen this kid watch The Little Mermaid?

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I miss it too. There's only so much my fingers can do, Raleigh.