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you're not going to start a soccer team with them.

[ raleigh can preoccupy himself with her butt. ]

No, of course not! That's what I was saying, let's keep him away from ink and needles and all that. I'm sure old lady Rosenfield will watch him.

[ their neighbor is a dottering old lady that raleigh absolutely adores because she's teaching him knitting patterns. #finallymakingfriends ]

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Excuse you.

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They mentioned this in the baby books. It's because of how the birth canal contracted while you were pushing; that's what shapes the baby's head.

[ it's not her fault he's not in the mood for sex! and she's too tired to do it! ]

Should I be prepared for twice the poop?

Oh, don't be like that. Would you prefer Lion King? Hakuta matata, Mako.

My birth canal made my son's head melon-like?

[ they need a honeymoon. ]

I think he'll be easier to house train. And the dog we can shove out into the yard.

I didn't know you made friends with her.

[ omg baby she's so proud of you T_T ]

I was thinking football, actually.

Yes.

She's nice and her house smells like cookies.

[ actual small child raleigh becket ]

[ omg GUILT ]

Oh, no.

No!

Yancy's all about surprises right now. The kid loves peek-a-boo, so I told him this was kind of like peek-a-boo.

Won't the puppy cry? I hear they cry a lot.

What? What's wrong with football?

Doesn't the pig sing that?

THERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HAVING 11 CHILDREN

In what world is that like peek-a-boo?

[ good, someone to babysit raleigh ]

Does she let you have any?

She baked a whole batch just for me last time. There's still some in the cupboard, but remind me to return her tupperware.

In the I-spend-all-day-at-home-with-our-kid-I-need-ways-to-entertain-myself world.

I was kidding! I promise! Like, 4 is fine with me. 3 is fine with me. We could go for 5 also, that'd be great.

Pumba! He and Timon sing it, yeah.

[ the pig, pft! it's like you never watched the lion king!! ]

Maybe a little, but I doubt he'll cry a lot. I'll build him a nice dog house so he doesn't get cold if we have to put him outside.

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