You weren't there for last month's incident.

[ That one was Mako's fault, for one; Raleigh had gone out and Mako had accidentally fastened Yancy's diaper wrong so... you know. He shat on the carpet. Raleigh's far too competent to let their kid poop on the furniture (she hopes) and that's all on her.

she loves you, baby :( maybe she'll give you a proper striptease soon. ]

If we get a dark colour, it's going to be a minefield if he shits on it again.